I am an asshat
Half-assery vacuuming – not moving chairs / toys / dog out of the way
Half-assery dusting – not moving pictures / remotes / dead bugs out of the way
Half-assery laundry – leaving clothes in the washing machine for three days before finally having to wash them again, but in cold water this time (to preserve miraculous tiny-numbered gas bill)
Half-assery book writing – playing with blog / journal thing for an hour, editing book for ten minutes, eating some chips
Half-assery posting – realizing half-way through post that “half-assery” really sounds better as “half-assed” but refusing to change anything because ten minutes ago the word “half-assery” was the funniest thing I’d thought of all day.
Now I don’t even remember what I thought “half-assery” meant.
3-< (that's supposed to be a picture of my butt head. Looks like a boob head. Eh. Either way.)