Here’s a comforting thought lego

Here’s a comforting thought

lego shaped bruises
four angry dots on left heel
taunting me all day

If anyone ever broke into my home they would be immediately hobbled by stepping on the thousands of legos littering the floor. They’re the big legos, too. We’re talking giant stone bruises on your heels and arches. Though I guess burglars would be wearing shoes. Maybe I should get some shoes. Or a giant flame-thrower to melt the legos.

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