Homer must be wetting his pants
nectar of the gods
a drinkable glazed donut
for those hot, hot days
Have you ever been sitting out in the summer heat thinking to yourself, “Damn. I’d eat a Krispy Kreme donut right now if I wasn’t so hot.”
Or perhaps you find yourself lying on the sofa thinking, “Damn. If I wasn’t so tired I’d reach my hand over to the table and grab me one of those Krispy Kreme donuts.”
Well, friend. Your problems are solved. With the new drinkable glazed Krispy Kreme donut, you can reward your sweat and laziness.
What a sweet deal. ahem.