black beans stupid turtle beans

black beans

stupid turtle beans
eleventy million hours
that’s how long they cook

I’ve been cooking these things for two days. This is the last time I attempt the “quick soak method” for anything. And I know there’s some kind of quick soak joke here, but I can’t find it anywhere.

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