some thanksgiving haiku holiday success

some thanksgiving haiku

holiday success
tarred and feathered with turkey
grease, target receipts

am laying prostrate
or should I say pros”tart” with
holiday goodness

a one point safety!
weird football play gets fat ass
up and out of chair

only two hours
since my last triptophan fix
mmmm lips still greasy

talking politics
with the quiet relatives
creates throbbing veins

take reservation
but can’t hold reservation
flying Satan Air

yay Friday shopping!
except for traffic, crowds, sweat
yay online shopping!

small child eats turkey
chews it, makes face, spits it out
thankful for pasta

forgot to say grace
cause we were all damn hungry
will go to hell full

and speaking of hell
this is where my stomach lives
stupid old gravy

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