hoo hah could have been

hoo hah

could have been blinded
without some quick reflexes
attack of nose hair

Just a friendly note for any police officers out there: if you’re going to be out pulling people over for very, extremely minor offenses (like an expired registration), please make sure your nose hair is trimmed. ‘Cause, damn. It’s not only a hygiene thing… looking up into your Nostrils of Doom could seriously put out an eye.

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