dear god gazing into “eyes”

dear god

gazing into “eyes”
erotic beeping ensues
time for robot love

In the car the other day, the wee one was making kissing noises. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw that he was making his Threepio and Artoo action figures kiss. It was kind of cute.

But then I started thinking about Threepio-Artoo slash. I’m afraid to google it. It has to exist, don’t you think? Heh. I don’t know what I fear more… tales of robot erotica, or the horrifying grammar that would describe it.

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