random haiku for you hoovering

random haiku for you

hoovering small rocks
makes terrible clacking noise
that scares the poor dog

new pain in my ass
catalytic converter
that shit can bite me

entire kleenex box
emptied, strewn about the room
while mom checks email

today is a day
to talk about goldsworthy
not elmo or poop

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