the F hole
what the hell was that?
I thought this PBS show
was about farmers
I’m sitting here, typing away, and all of a sudden I hear, "It’s missing an F hole!" in a very jolly voice emanating from the TV.
I look up and a man wearing overalls and a ridiculous expression on his face says, "They use lasers to cut the F hole."
I feel confused, as if this PBS children’s show has started channeling the audio of a decidedly non-PBS show from an adjacent channel. But then I see what’s happening. The farmers are at a guitar making place. (Shop? Studio?) The guitars are having their f holes lasered into them.
There’s so many…
But it’s all inappropriate and then wee one wouldn’t get the jokes anyway.