eye of beholder
or can you chalk it up to
beholder’s hormones?

I know you’ve heard of beer goggles. Lately I’ve been wondering if there’s such a thing as ovulation goggles. Seriously. Have you ever seen someone so hot to trot that you lose all speech function and/or the ability to correctly interpret your own sexual orientation? And then a few weeks later you see the same person and you’re all, "What? THIS is what freaked me out for a week?"

I blame ovulation goggles. When you ovulate you find almost every single living person desirable in the most embarrassing ways.

This is why I think models marry haggard-looking rock stars. The rock stars manage to impregnate the models during the models’ "ovulation goggle" time of month and BAM, you have a rocky celebrity marriage for the rest of us to ponder.

Anyway, just something to think about. Or not.

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