saying "love" and "poop"
in same sentence can only
be uttered by mom

We have poop! In a potty! And it doesn’t belong to me! The wee one seems to be getting the hang of potty training and let me tell you – he has been rewarded greatly. Immediately after the celebrated plop we headed to Target so he could get his "special poop treat."

What does a proud as all get out three-year-old boy choose as his prize?

A Prince Charming and Cinderella value pack of Disney Barbies and underpants that look just like his daddy’s (I guess 3 is too old for Spongebob undies?).

So now he’s the happiest kid around, with one naked Barbie and one fully-dressed Prince Charming.

And I’m a happy mama. Huzzah for poop.

2 thoughts on “

  1. Are you telling me this is what I have to look forward to? Do dads get as excited about poop?
    With my kid arriving soon, I guess I only have a couple months of poop-free excitement left.


  2. Congrats on the impending kid arrival! And, yes, you will get excited about poop. Especially when it comes shooting out of your infant at 150 million miles an hour and leaves a mark on the wall that you’ll never fully clean off. You’ll call your friends and brag about it. I shit you not. ba dum bum.


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