mean letter, red ink
those water bill savages
can kiss my hose pipe

When you mail your water bill the day before it’s due and then it takes THE WATER COMPANY two weeks to cash your check, do you really deserve to get a nasty letter with a water turn off date in it? I mean, come on Water Assholes, if you checked your mail more than once a month you could could save a lot of postage on these damn "late" payment notices.


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