Just FYI

I am done with poop
whether from my child or dog
no more poop for me

You know what doesn’t help you feel better when you’ve spent all day feeling nauseous? Watching (and then smelling) your dog take a giant crap in the middle of the living room floor (ostensibly to get back at you for making fun of him on your blog) while at the same time reading a book that goes into detail about severed heads and plastic surgeons practicing their art on them.

Wait. That makes it sound like my dog was reading the severed head book while he was crapping. I admit, this would make the story more interesting, but I was the one reading the book. Just to clarify.

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