questions

always good to ask
you could learn amazing things
or get made fun of

A lot of people have been finding the blog by searching for very specific questions. As a community service I will answer some of your questions as truthfully and briefly as I can.

"Does Jimmy Carter sell brand name peanut butter?"
I don’t think so, but I don’t really know for sure. Maybe you’re thinking of Paul Newman? Or, wait, I don’t know if he has peanut butter either. Here’s a trivia question for you that has nothing to do with peanut butter, but something to do with Jimmy Carter: Do you know who was the other peanut farmer elected president of the US?

"What does it mean when my dog keeps licking his butt?"
It means that you should not let your dog lick your face. (And maybe he has allergies. Seriously. Give him some Benadryl and ten to one the butt-licking will cease for a 4-6 hour period of blissful, wonderful, non ass smacking quiet.)

"Why do anorexics always shake?"
Dunno. Maybe because hugging you when you first meet is a little weird? Har.
Really, though, I have no idea. I’d guess they shake because of weakness from lack of food? Always being cold from lack of food? Also, this says it could be social anxiety disorder.

"Can a haiku have a contraction?"
How far along is the haiku and how close together are the contractions?

"everytime i work up the nerve to swallow the pills someone does something to make me want to live and i’ve never said thank you  for saving my life"
The first hit from Google when this whole thing is typed in is "Rushville Republican – In Response to the State of the Union." Make of that what you will.

And to the person who keeps searching for "pizza fack movie" I can only guess that maybe you’re thinking of American Pie and have confused pizza with apple pie. Or maybe you’re planning for a lovely evening of pizza, facking, and movie watching? If so, you have no need to ask any questions of Google. It sounds like you have things enviably under control.

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