bang crash

bouncing off the walls
pinball game with arms and legs
ding ding ding ding ding

The best part about being hugely pregnant and spontaneously dizzy? Momentum. It’s not really that you WANT to crash into every wall in the house, you just can’t stop yourself. And, happily, watching mommy barrel headlong into every door frame keeps your child way more entertained than Dora does.

Off goes the TV! Let’s watch Mommy try to make it to the kitchen!

Maybe I should pitch this to Fox.

2 thoughts on “bang crash

  1. I saw your book for the first time when I was at Books-a-Gazillion this morning and had to buy a copy for myself. So funny! I have a new appreciation for haiku thanks to you!


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