effing cursing

cursin’ and churchin’
need a scarlet letter F
for my nursing tank 

When you drop your child off for the last day of vacation bible school, and the heavy school door bites into the side of your foot, leaving a bloody gash, do not holler out "FUCKNUTS!!!" even though you are in pain and working feverishly to not drop your newborn as you hobble down the entryway stairs using only one foot.

The Churchies will not be happy with you.

And neither will Jesus.

2 thoughts on “effing cursing

  1. As a Presbyterian youth minister’s wife, and constantly reforming “cusser”, I wanted to comment something encouraging, thoughtful, or clever. Except I can’t stop laughing long enough to come up with it!
    LOVE it!


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