cursin’ and churchin’
need a scarlet letter F
for my nursing tank
When you drop your child off for the last day of vacation bible school, and the heavy school door bites into the side of your foot, leaving a bloody gash, do not holler out "FUCKNUTS!!!" even though you are in pain and working feverishly to not drop your newborn as you hobble down the entryway stairs using only one foot.
The Churchies will not be happy with you.
And neither will Jesus.