time for the boat show
should be "friend with a boat" show
cause who needs a boat?
There’s a commercial running right now that ends with the tag line, "Because life in Austin is better with a boat." Here’s what I think it should really say:
"Because life in Austin is better when you have a friend with a boat."
"Or wait, life in Austin is better when you have a friend with a boat and a bowl of guacamole and some beers and a way to get you a day off."
"Hang on, life in Austin is better when you have a boat that will take your kids out on the lake and use its artificially intelligent brain to feed them, entertain them, and change some diapers while you sleep in the sun."
"No really, life in Austin is better with a boat – a boat that can do your taxes."
"On second thought, life in Austin is better with a boat-load of money so you can buy one of those cute little houses downtown that make it look like you don’t really have a lot of money and are a "salt of the earth" type person."
"I know! Life in Austin is better when you have a boat that can figure out how to get you to the breakfast taco place without having to sit in traffic."
"Life in Austin is better with a boat, especially if that boat can breastfeed your baby at 3 am and then clean your kitchen."