if I was famous
I could name my kid Frito
but folks would still laugh
The family was in the car today making our weekly pilgrimage to Target, when the wee one asked if he could have a fishing stick.
"You mean fishing pole," my husband said.
"No, stick. A fishing stick. The thing you catch fish with." The wee one said patiently.
"Right," said my husband. "That’s called a fishing pole, not a fishing stick. But it’s sometimes made from a stick, so I can see why you’d think that."
"Is a stick the same as a pole?" the wee one asked skeptically.
"Sort of. They can both be made of wood. Like that power pole right there. You wouldn’t call that a power stick would you?"
"Power pole????????" the wee one asked excitedly.
*pause* "Uh, yeah. All those poles out the window – they’re power poles."
"Power pole is a great name! Mommy! Why didn’t you name ME Power Pole?" The wee one’s tone was very excited and very accusatory all at once.
"Uh, I guess I just didn’t think of it. That would be a cool name, though, huh? Power Pole Roy."
"You could have your own TV show," my husband offered.
"Yeah," I said, stealing the wee one’s accusatory tone. "On Cinemax."
"Could you please call me Power Pole all day today?" the wee one asked as we parked and unbuckled our seatbelts.
"Sure, Power Pole," I answered. "Now hold my hand while we cross the street."