What Nancy Pelosi was communicating via her morse code blinking at the state of the union address last night

*blink blink blink blink blink*

Who’s bringing sexy back to the House? That’s right.

*blink blink blink blink*

Dick Cheney smells like baby powder. And fear.

*blink blink blink*

You know what? In hindsight, going commando wasn’t a great idea.

*blink bliiiiiink bliiiiiink*

Wouldn’t you know it? Now that I’m finally here, I left my piano wire in my desk.

*blink blink blink bliiiiink*

Anyone have any eye drops? Anybody?

*blink blink blink blink blink*

I can’t wait til Obama is up here. He. Is. Smokin.

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