procrastination
there’d be no blogs without it
unless blog was job

Worst. Haiku. Ever.

So I’m sitting here and there are at least 40,000 things I should be doing, but instead I’m thinking about a question the wee one asked me.

"What are you scared of?"

Here’s a list of things I’m scared of, in no particular order:

1) people flying while standing up straight, like in the Buffy episode "Hush"
2) the idea that a statue might come to life while I’m looking at it
3) pictures of the ginormous part of an iceberg that’s underwater
4) snakes
5) dead birds and most alive ones, too