HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
when I sneeze, a little pee comes out.
Sigh.
Most of my sneezes are followed my mumbled, “SHIT”s and Chris laughing, giving me a “Did you just pee a little bit?” look. Nice.
😉
my mom sneezed in the frozen foods section of the grocery store once when i was a teenager and peed her pants. she looked down at the dark stain between her legs, sighed, and continued shopping. i mean, who did she have to impress in land o’ lakes anyway? own it, girl.
Not old, my dear. Just someone who has pushed something roughly the size of a cantaloupe out of a hole the size of a lemon. Wait. Make that 2 somethings.
And consider yourself lucky that you’re not passing “wet” ones!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
when I sneeze, a little pee comes out.
Sigh.
Most of my sneezes are followed my mumbled, “SHIT”s and Chris laughing, giving me a “Did you just pee a little bit?” look. Nice.
😉
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my mom sneezed in the frozen foods section of the grocery store once when i was a teenager and peed her pants. she looked down at the dark stain between her legs, sighed, and continued shopping. i mean, who did she have to impress in land o’ lakes anyway? own it, girl.
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Not old, my dear. Just someone who has pushed something roughly the size of a cantaloupe out of a hole the size of a lemon. Wait. Make that 2 somethings.
And consider yourself lucky that you’re not passing “wet” ones!
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