kaholt in haiku for you May 17, 2007 11 Words getting old every time I cougha little escaping fartmakes me butt of jokes Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related
3 thoughts on “getting old”
when I sneeze, a little pee comes out.
Most of my sneezes are followed my mumbled, “SHIT”s and Chris laughing, giving me a “Did you just pee a little bit?” look. Nice.
my mom sneezed in the frozen foods section of the grocery store once when i was a teenager and peed her pants. she looked down at the dark stain between her legs, sighed, and continued shopping. i mean, who did she have to impress in land o’ lakes anyway? own it, girl.
Not old, my dear. Just someone who has pushed something roughly the size of a cantaloupe out of a hole the size of a lemon. Wait. Make that 2 somethings.
And consider yourself lucky that you’re not passing “wet” ones!