I have Barney toes

purple sausage toes
flip-flops can help show them off
they are all the rage

So when your baby drops a Pepsi bottle on your toes at the grocery store, try not to scream out, "FUCKING SHIT" as you crumple into a question mark shape and struggle to remember the breathing exercises you’ve learned over the years.

Otherwise you might get some looks.

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