I don’t want your crap
I will never want your crap
take your crap and leave
Just so you know, if you answer the door with an askew nursing boob threatening to run
amuck, a diaperless baby on your hip, and a kid stepping on the dog (by
accident) resulting in a YIPE YIPE YIPE heard round the world – well,
the door-to-door salesman will flee without even going into his pitch.
hahahahaha. I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.
I really need to get a sign for the door "Solicitors will be accosted by their future."
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Hee hee!
My mom says a three year old answering the door while yelling “Shut up you damn dog!” has a similar effect on Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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Yelling at phone solicitors,”Don’t ever call us at dinner-time again!” while your 4 1/2 year old is ramming his monster truck into the wall while screaming & your 21 month old keeps screaming “carry me!” also works quite well.
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I had to create my own “No Solicitors” sign to tape on my front window after my doorbell rang 3 times in 2 hours a few weeks ago. I work at home, so the last thing I need is a doorbell to ring when I’m on a conference call. However, it still doesn’t stop the religious nut jobs. Apparently, they haven’t figured out that they’re soliciting Jesus.
I tried to find one of those stickers, but I haven’t seen one anywhere in Middle Tennessee. Perhaps people like to be bothered here.
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I once was in the middle of cooking and didn’t want to leave the knife in the kitchen with my son so I brought it to the door with me. I went to the window at my front door and asked the solicitor what he wanted. He backed up off my porch and shouted, “Nothing… nothing!”
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