I don’t want your crap
I will never want your crap
take your crap and leave
Just so you know, if you answer the door with an askew nursing boob threatening to run
amuck, a diaperless baby on your hip, and a kid stepping on the dog (by
accident) resulting in a YIPE YIPE YIPE heard round the world – well,
the door-to-door salesman will flee without even going into his pitch.
hahahahaha. I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.
I really need to get a sign for the door "Solicitors will be accosted by their future."