A conversation I just had with the wee one:
"Mommy, where are we going?"
"To Office Depot."
"Why?"
"We have to find you a clipboard for school."
"Do you need a mommy and a daddy to make a baby?"
"Yes."
"Can we get a milkshake after we get a clipboard?"
"Maybe."
"I have to go potty!"
Yes, you can definitely have a milkshake if it takes your mind off the baby making thing?
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