who knows where the genes come from
so cute, so bizarre
We went to pick up the wee one from school yesterday, and the excitement around that place was electric. Even the teachers were flushed and breathless. Though that probably had something to do with the fact that it was 49,000 degrees outside.
I asked the wee one what he learned on his first day of school and here’s what he told me:
1) If you bring a toy, it goes to the mayor’s office where it must stay until a mommy or daddy comes to pick it up
2) It is not fun to have milk spilled on you, especially when other kids laugh
3) School is great, but it feels like you are there for ten hours
4) Everyone wants to be friends
5) If you hold your hand to your face and close your eyes, it’s like your mommy kissing you
6) Teachers like to eat chocolate
I think it was a successful day. His teacher commended him on his politeness (!) and when he got home he was excited about going back. Also, he fell asleep at 4:20. Ha. I had to wake him up to eat dinner.
This morning, though, he bounded out of bed at 6:10, put on his clothes and was ready to go before I could barely crack an eyelid open. We made an attempt to catch the bus today, but after a twenty minute wait I deduced we had either missed it, or it wasn’t coming, so I drove him. He was not happy at all. I don’t know why the school bus is such a draw, but he is bound and determined to ride it and love it.
I talked to the school’s principal (or "mayor" as the wee one calls him) and I made a call to the bus people so I think we’ll be all set for tomorrow. Though I admit, I kind of like driving him. It’s fun to see all the little shorties and their giant backpacks.
Maybe once my muddled mind clears up a little I’ll write more about our first day adventures. For now, though, I’m going to drink some tea and send psychic brainwaves to the wee-er one, pleading for her to sleep. Mama needs a nap.