it dresses up everything
a food tiara
Last night on 30 Rock (where, incidentally, Liz Lemon built a desk in exactly the same way I would have), Kenneth The Page was astounded by the yumminess of eating a grilled cheese sandwich with mayo in it.
Yes, Kenneth. It is good.
You know what would blow your mind, though? Your very, very open mind?
A peanut butter and mayo sandwich!
My grandma used to make those for me, and while I admit, it’s an acquired taste and might not be something I’d eat at this point in my life, it was an exotic and strange thing to eat as a kid, and not at all as bad as it sounds.
Try it out, Kenneth The Page… test those horizons.
And, also, I know that you’re fictional. But you should try it anyway.