fame whore

she’s sick and sassy
no, not me in third person
Kathy Griffin, bitch

I’m beginning to wonder if, in my Days of Horror, I have pooped out a little bit of my brains. And not just because when I blow my nose I first try to throw the Kleenex away in the refrigerator and THEN the trash can. I’m worried about my brain because I’m spending my whiny sick time on the couch watching Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List. I am not doing this because someone has tied me to a chair. I am not doing this because someone has my eyes taped open and is torturing me for information on Dick Cheney’s whereabouts.

I’m watching it because I like it.

I know.

But y’all? Kathy Griffin is a sassy bitch. She does shows at places like maximum security prisons. And when she has to wear a stab vest to visit the prisoners and someone shouts out "I want to kill you!" she just tosses her head and says, "Oh, honey, get in line." Which, if you think of the circumstances and all, is pretty hilarious. If I was wearing a stab vest and someone yelled out that they were going to kill me, I’d be all "heh heh" and try to be cool about it and then I would get diarrhea. But I am not Kathy Griffin.

Her meek staff of minions are enjoyable, too, especially hapless Tom the Tour Guy who is constantly ridiculed and abused. Also something I like about the show? The captions are pretty funny. I would give you an example that has to do with Suzanne Somers, but I can’t remember the name of the other person in the story. Trust me, though: funny.

In conclusion, if you ever have a few Days of Horror and you need to lay on the sofa and cry a little bit and then laugh a little bit and then wonder if you can poop out your brains, check out Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List. You will most likely thank me. And if not? You better go get yourself a stab vest.

the end.

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5 thoughts on “fame whore

  1. YES! I love Kathy Griffin! I was so glad they did a marathon of the last season, because I’d missed most of it. I DVRd all of it and watched it in two days. She rocks.

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  2. Okay, I admit to watching her show during the last two seasons and loving it. She’s totally mean but really, I think she’s just saying what we’re all thinking and would be too shy to say ourselves.

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  3. I loves me some Kathy Griffin. Rachel didn’t mention it, but she went with me to see her at the Paramount Theater a while back and we laughed our butts off. It was awesome. I love her show, and I wish I could be her friend. She is sassy, and she doesn’t take any Hollywood crap. Love it!

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  4. Yep – Amanda is who totally got me hooked on Kathy Griffin. She was SO freaking hilarious live, and I started watching the D-List immediately. (thank you, Amanda!) I was so sad when her dad died. 😦 He was so cool.
    I’m going to go now, before I show my complete and utter dorkdom here.

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