dashing through the polar ice melt

jingle bells
lead free bells
jingle all the way

Santa Claus
shuns Aqua Dots
but the elves just want to ra-ave

jingle bells
don’t lick those bells
you don’t know where they’re made

the North Pole is
a snowy fake
’tis a factory in Shenyang

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