Q. What’s green and red and orange and a little sparkly?
A. Dog puke on my bedspread! Shiny wrapping paper does not the best breakfast make.
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Q. What’s green and red and orange and a little sparkly?
A. Dog puke on my bedspread! Shiny wrapping paper does not the best breakfast make.
Haiku of the Day 
Good one. How about this:
Q. What’s blue and red and white and brown?
A. The piece of Mrs. TC’s underware that was eaten and passed by Sylvester Dog and found in the backyard when Mr. TC was picking up poop.
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