*drum roll*
"If you’re old enough to discuss the electoral college, you’re old enough to wipe your own butt."
He’s 5 years old and can tell you about the popular vote versus electoral vote, and yet getting him to wipe his own little smartass smart ass is impossible.
I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of connection between butt-wiping and electoral politics, but I’m too lazy right now to pursue it. There’s probably a significance to that, too.
I am right there with you my sista. I told my 4 3/4 year old, the wiping train stops at 5…
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