I wish

protection program
not just one for witnesses
for famous folks too

I wish there was a program like the Witness Protection Program that could swoop in and steal Britney away from her life. The "I’m Not Really A Psycho But Everyone Around Me Is And They Are Fucking Up My Life And Oh By The Way No One Ever Diagnosed My Probable Postpartum Depression Thanks A Lot Assholes" Protection Program.

Girl needs a break. All these people after her. All these people making fun of her. Damn.

Seriously, if space aliens came down and swept her away from all of this shit, would anyone be surprised? I hope they get here quickly. And maybe they can also pick up Amy Winehouse while they’re at it.

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5 thoughts on “I wish

  1. I third that! I can’t stand Amy WHINE-house’s voice and that’s not even mentioning the lyrics which make me want to drag her by the scruff and toss her into Betty Ford.

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  2. Oh, don’t get me wrong. I adore Amy Winehouse. I love both her albums. Anyone who has a line that says “what kind of fuckery is this?” has my vote. I just think she’s surrounded herself with bad people and the space aliens need to rescue her. At this point she can’t seem to help herself and that makes me sad.

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  3. Ah, I see. I did catch a little bit of her other song (not the “No-No” one, which I do not like at all) and it showcased her talent more. I have trouble seeing the talent past the fucked-up-ness.

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