not just one for witnesses
for famous folks too
I wish there was a program like the Witness Protection Program that could swoop in and steal Britney away from her life. The "I’m Not Really A Psycho But Everyone Around Me Is And They Are Fucking Up My Life And Oh By The Way No One Ever Diagnosed My Probable Postpartum Depression Thanks A Lot Assholes" Protection Program.
Girl needs a break. All these people after her. All these people making fun of her. Damn.
Seriously, if space aliens came down and swept her away from all of this shit, would anyone be surprised? I hope they get here quickly. And maybe they can also pick up Amy Winehouse while they’re at it.