Things that I am not doing:
sleeping
eating queso
cleaning my fridge
laundry
vacuuming
writing anything important
watching TV
wearing clothes that are less than eight years old
making money
cooking
Things that I am doing:
reading the Terror (awesome, by the way)
sitting in a chair
vaguely keeping an eye on the wee-er one
daydreaming of wood floors
listening to Buena Vista Social Club
imagining that Tina Fey wants to be my friend