why sit and panic
make that big brain work for you
it owes us big time
OK. We need a better word for "spotting." Something more positive and less scary. Maybe a japanese-esque phrase would work.
Happy Life-Affirming Uterine Flecks
Super Fun Drops of Promise
Exciting Display of Womanly Prowess
rouge a la panties
Who else has a good idea? You guys are smart. Show me what you got.