The world is supposed to end today! Or at least the beginning of the end of the world is suppsoed to start today.
Those crazies at CERN are going to try and create real life dark matter today. Along with a tiny black hole. Or is the tiny black hole the same as dark matter? I am too tired to figure it out.
Anyway, this is all very fitting, because today is my birthday! And if the world were to end on my birthday this year I would not be surprised one bit. I would be pissed, though, because I have put a lot of hard work into a lot of things and to see it eaten by black hole would be really fucking irritating.
But yay! Birthday. Turning 25 is great. I am celebrating with booze and chicks.
(Truthfully, I am 32 and I am celebrating with a breastpump and a Snickers bar. It’s not so bad.)
Keep an eye out for the black hole, and if you see it, tell it to go away. or at least wait until tomorrow. Thanks.