I was reading this week’s Entertainment Weekly and there’s a line from Stephen Colbert commenting on how big his hips look on the cover photo. He says, "I could drop a baby like a peasant."
Reading that line made my milk let down.
Yes, even my boobs are out to prove that I am crazy.
Also, the smell of olive oil makes my milk let down, because I use olive oil to lube up the flanges. God, how I wish "lube up the flanges" was a euphemism for something.
So. Colbert’s hips and olive oil. I have to steadily avoid Italian restaurants showing Comedy Central, or else it’s a Kill Bill splatterfest of milk everywhere.
I can’t be alone in this. Right? Anyone else have weird stuff make their milk let down? Anyone? Someone help me out here.