You can suck my lady balls.
Why?
BECAUSE YOU COST A MILLION DOLLARS AND YOU DON'T WORK.
I am unfriending you.
Also, I hate your secret buddy, Reflux. I know you're in cahoots, assholes. You're so busted.
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my mom is really not going to like the word balls in every post.
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I didn’t say balls in the other one. I said “unmentionables.”
Your mom has a dirty mind.
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I think ball sucking is indeed in order. Stupid prevacid. And you are right, it is friggin expensive.
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Has your doc tried EryPed. Our son has reflux after having open heart surgery. The EryPed helps with stomach motility and emptying so the food gets a chance to get out of the stomach before it gets yacked up. No idea if this will work for your little guy, but might be worth asking. I don’t know prices either, but it is not compounded- it comes prepared in a ‘just add water’ bottle any pharmacy can make.
Also- we have the same CD play list. yay!
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Evil Prevacid! I forked over $30 a month for two years before we finally figured out 1) Beadboy1 didn’t need it and 2) even if he did, it wouldn’t help.
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We have to get KayTar’s specially compounded so it can get through her g-tube. Freaking 90 bucks. But it works, so it is worth it.
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