I'm sorry you make me call you an asshole all the time.
Today, you are not an asshole. Thanks for helping my husband get a great new job! I mean that, Universe, you did good.
I would say we owe you one, but actually, Universe, you owed US one. But I'm willing to let bygones be bygones (as long as we can work out a deal with this trach thing, too).
Let's still be friends,