OR
Spend the hours of 4-6 pm with three kids who have not napped
OR
Eat the goulash in the fridge that you made two weeks ago
OR
Be in 7th grade again for two weeks
OR
Put on last winter's skinny jeans AFTER you eat Thankgiving dinner
OR
Get your hair cut like Justin Bieber
OR
Change your name to Humper J. Bootybutts
OR
Open mouth kiss someone after they eat Funyuns
OR
Stick oranges in your bra before parent teacher conference
Hmmmm?
Gaaahhh! Tough choices. I vote for the miners. Escape tubes by their very nature imply a way out…
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I’m going to be Humper J. Bootybutts for halloween. That’s all there is to it.
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Oranges? Win.
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Rescue tube, no question. The 7th grade one gives me hives, just thinking about it. I don’t have a claustrophobia problem, generally, however.
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I’d rather tak a nap.
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7th grade! That’s when I met your Dad and it was still elementary school. And we still played kickball in the street after school.
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Humper J. Bootybutts.
You can call me “Hump” for short. Or “Booty B”.
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