Damage report (from just this morning):
1: lost iphone
2: slammed doors
1: knocked over oxygen tank (did not explode)
6: times the wee-er one has yelled "You're not the boss of me!"
1: bathroom rug peed on (by a human)
1: random scream like a lady (from the dog)
1: towel avalanche when closet shelves were scaled like a mountain