True story!

My husband and I were watching Masterpiece Theatre and shopping for rice cookers on the Internet last night. Oh, yeah.

In his excitement at spotting a fancy rice cooker, my husband leaned over to hand me my computer, but it slipped and crashed into my arm at this funky angle. Now there's a huge bruisy feeling all the way through my arm. I wish there was something gory to take a picture of to show you, but you can't see anything – because OF COURSE when you bruise yourself shopping for rice cookers while watching Masterpiece Theatre, you're going to get an intramuscular bruise that no one can see.

Alas.

Side note: Downton Abbey is a FANTASTIC show.

Other side note: Worth it to spend $129 on a rice cooker? It also makes cakes!