Barney Sings the Rapture

In anticipaton of the coming Rapture, it feels like there should be a Barney episode preparing kids for what's to come. Here are some sample lyrics from the script I'm working on:

 

Here comes a police car
The people shout hooray!
Until it runs them over
Because the policeman wasn't Saved.

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I can be anything when I grow up!
Trash sorter, horde leader, lady of the night!
I'll always do the best I can
as one of the last people alive!

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If I want to be a firefighter
I’ll be a cute sacrificial lamb
And put out the fiery fire fires
In the hearts of the damned!

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I'm no zombie, no I'm not!
I'm just a soul
that God forgot!

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(lyrics from the inevitable rap song)

Playing in the street is A-OK
because the streets are so emp-tay!

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Look both ways when you cross the street!
Here's the reason why:
A  dude looking for someone to eat
might be walking by.

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People helping other people
is what this world's about
unless the Rapture is upon us
then you better fucking watch out

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I love you
You love me
We're as happy as can – OH SHIT, IS THAT A FIRESTORM?!

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One thought on “Barney Sings the Rapture

  1. I love this almost as much as I hate Barney.
    He is the anti-christ you know, and I don’t even believe in that stuff……
    I haven’t been by for so long, but you still make me smile.

    Like

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