On the Twelve Days of Christmas, my children brought to meeeee…

Twelve dirty shirts

Eleven socks, unmatching

Ten gnarly toenails

Eight fights over TV

Seven breakfast cookies

Six nostrils dripping

Five skinned up knees

Four falls down stairs

Three flip-flops

Two midnight screamfests

and

One Mommy drinking at Noon!

 

(Nine was just discovered under the couch. You don't want to know.)

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