In exciting liveblogging news, my parents are here tonight, so my dad and I will be working in tandem, bringing you terrible jokes ALL NIGHT LONG.
There's been some back and forth around here about whether I should continue with the liveblog, or move to live-tweeting. I think I'm going to stick with the liveblog tonight, but there might be some tweeting mixed in. (Feel free to follow me on Twitter, I'm @haikumama. You can also just go to my Twitter page to see what's going on: http://www.twitter.com/haikumama. ALSO, you should follow my dad, who is @donholt99.)
I have to admit, though, that I don't know if my heart will be in it tonight. Watching Ricky Gervaise on my television is the equivalent (to me) of listening to someone scratching their nails down a chalkboard WHILE a dog poops on my foot. So… not my favorite thing.
Just to warn you.
In any case, check back later. If we're lucky, the Globes will give us random facts about the contestants nominees just like the Miss America Pageant did last night, and we will all learn important things like MERYL STREEP ONCE FRIED A HOT DOG AT HER GRANDMA'S HOUSE and JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT MADE IT TO THIRD BASE WHILE PLAYING KICKBALL.