to write this conversation down, word-for-word:

Me: How was your field trip?

Sam: We saw Santa Anna's favorite chamber pot.

Georgia: What did you ask him to bring you for Christmas?

Sam: Santa Anna, Georgia, not Santa! Santa Anna. The Hitler of Mexico!

Georgia: We learned about Mexican things today, too.

Me: I think Santa Anna was called something like the Napoleon of the West. Not The Hitler of Mexico.

Georgia: No. Santa lives in the North Pole. But what if he DIES?

Sam: Santa doesn't die. But Santa Anna did. [pause] In disgrace.

Fin